Quickest way through a checkpoint.

[Mike]

http://www.break.com/index/the-quickest-way-ever-through-a-security-checkpoint-2388383

[Miker]

:bigthumb:

[AverageJoe]

Lol

[03SVTCOBRA]

haha thats great

[ForceFed4g63]

I feel like I should be mildly offended but that's pretty damn funny lol

[DIGGLER]

lmao

[04ctd]

here's the other side:

i am good sized ole boy, and I usually ask every one i meet "have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior"

and I lean towards them, and look them dead square in the eye.

the answers & reactions are HILARIOUS.

my wife loves telling the kids in Youth Group about the latest weird reaction.

ABC -
Accept - you is a sinner
Believe - Jesus died for you ole sorry sins, and popped out the grave on the third, kicked in the gates of hell, grabbed second, did a burnout & a bootleg U-turn, and ROLLED OUT towards Heaven.
Confess - Jesus Christ as your personal savior, ask Him to save you....

[jmd]

lol, that was funny.