gearmesh teaching me

[Pesce Nero]

this reminds me of gearmesh teaching me about transmissions:razz:



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[AverageJoe]

Ditto, I nodded a lot while I was there. He makes it sound so easy.

[LXtasy]

Gerald doesn't speak such "common folk" language when it comes to transmission like that guy does.

[jmd]

lol

[clubracergt1]

One of my favorites. This guy has a few different versions of the same speech. I would love to know how many takes he needed to get it right, without laughing or even cracking a smile.

[Harry]

Ya, Gerald is on a different level than most people. Extremelly talented is most everthing mechanical.

[04ctd]

=IF($B11=I$5,-1,IF($C11=I$5,1+$E11,IF(AND($B11<I$5,$C11>I$5),"<---->","")))


that's one line of code in my math homework...
and the Prof says "by looking at this, it's obvious that it accounts for all the variables..."





Month of Cash Cash Flow Summary For Month Risk Adjusted Risk Factors For Month:
Investment Inflow Outflow Amount Return 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Factor 1 2 3 4 5 6
A 1 2 $241.237 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
B 1 3 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
C 1 4 $500.126 5.8% -1 <----> <----> 1.058 8 2.0 2.0 2.0
D 1 7 $0.000 11.0% -1 <----> <----> <----> <----> <----> 1.11 6 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0
A 2 3 $245.580 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
A 3 4 $0.000 1.8% -1 0 1 -5.0
B 3 5 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
A 4 5 $245.580 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
C 4 7 $283.554 5.8% -1 <----> <----> 1.058 8 2.0 2.0 2.0
A 5 6 $0.000 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
B 5 7 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
A 6 7 $0.000 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
Total Invested in Month 1 $741.363 Surplus Funds 0.0 250.0 0.0 250.0 0.0 300.0 Risk Value -206 -228 1000 -661 567 567
Req'd Payments $0 $250 $0 $250 $0 $300
Maximum Weighted Average Risk 6

[chrisheltra]

=IF($B11=I$5,-1,IF($C11=I$5,1+$E11,IF(AND($B11<I$5,$C11>I$5),"<---->","")))


that's one line of code in my math homework...
and the Prof says "by looking at this, it's obvious that it accounts for all the variables..."





Month of Cash Cash Flow Summary For Month Risk Adjusted Risk Factors For Month:
Investment Inflow Outflow Amount Return 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Factor 1 2 3 4 5 6
A 1 2 $241.237 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
B 1 3 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
C 1 4 $500.126 5.8% -1 <----> <----> 1.058 8 2.0 2.0 2.0
D 1 7 $0.000 11.0% -1 <----> <----> <----> <----> <----> 1.11 6 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0
A 2 3 $245.580 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
A 3 4 $0.000 1.8% -1 0 1 -5.0
B 3 5 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
A 4 5 $245.580 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
C 4 7 $283.554 5.8% -1 <----> <----> 1.058 8 2.0 2.0 2.0
A 5 6 $0.000 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
B 5 7 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
A 6 7 $0.000 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
Total Invested in Month 1 $741.363 Surplus Funds 0.0 250.0 0.0 250.0 0.0 300.0 Risk Value -206 -228 1000 -661 567 567
Req'd Payments $0 $250 $0 $250 $0 $300
Maximum Weighted Average Risk 6

WTF is this?

Has your account been hijacked?

[Harry]

Ya, OK.

[04ctd]

it's as simple as an automatic transmission....

[Illusions]

=IF($B11=I$5,-1,IF($C11=I$5,1+$E11,IF(AND($B11<I$5,$C11>I$5),"<---->","")))


that's one line of code in my math homework...
and the Prof says "by looking at this, it's obvious that it accounts for all the variables..."





Month of Cash Cash Flow Summary For Month Risk Adjusted Risk Factors For Month:
Investment Inflow Outflow Amount Return 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Factor 1 2 3 4 5 6
A 1 2 $241.237 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
B 1 3 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
C 1 4 $500.126 5.8% -1 <----> <----> 1.058 8 2.0 2.0 2.0
D 1 7 $0.000 11.0% -1 <----> <----> <----> <----> <----> 1.11 6 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0
A 2 3 $245.580 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
A 3 4 $0.000 1.8% -1 0 1 -5.0
B 3 5 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
A 4 5 $245.580 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
C 4 7 $283.554 5.8% -1 <----> <----> 1.058 8 2.0 2.0 2.0
A 5 6 $0.000 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
B 5 7 $0.000 3.5% -1 <----> 1.035 3 -3.0 -3.0
A 6 7 $0.000 1.8% -1 1.018 1 -5.0
Total Invested in Month 1 $741.363 Surplus Funds 0.0 250.0 0.0 250.0 0.0 300.0 Risk Value -206 -228 1000 -661 567 567
Req'd Payments $0 $250 $0 $250 $0 $300
Maximum Weighted Average Risk 6

My head hurts.

[Vette77guy]

:hysterical: He said..."Lunar Wayne-shaft" :hysterical:

[gearmesh, inc.]

How about that?............I was wondering where my old automatic transmission instructor ended up! Looks like he is still helping the rest of the world understand these complex devices!:hysterical: