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Silver-Dollar
02-18-2011, 07:26 PM
:bigthumb:
04ctd
02-18-2011, 07:42 PM
the booogey man checks under HIS BED for Chuck Norris...
1 Slow Z
02-19-2011, 12:24 AM
I heard Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
Joker
02-19-2011, 12:52 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Derek
02-19-2011, 11:50 PM
When a zombie bites Chuck Norris it becomes another Chuck Norris.
Joker
02-19-2011, 11:57 PM
^If thats the case, we are really are screwed when the zombie apocalypse begins.
clubracergt1
02-20-2011, 08:20 AM
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever, successfully, divide by zero.
Silver-Dollar
02-20-2011, 07:30 PM
He can bend a cancer cell with his thoughts.
04ctd
03-13-2013, 09:03 AM
great video

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZrHmcpRAZNs?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

direct link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs

"If we shoot Chuck Norris today, the funeral tomorrow will be for the bullet"
Harry
03-13-2013, 09:56 AM
Wow,you guys are bored
Shane361
03-13-2013, 10:19 AM
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
FRDnemesis
03-13-2013, 12:47 PM
Chuck Norris once Friction Welded his LS1 intake back together with his finger!!!
LXtasy
03-13-2013, 12:51 PM
Only person chuck norris is afraid of is betty white
white99ta
03-13-2013, 12:55 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
FRDnemesis
03-13-2013, 12:57 PM
Only person chuck norris is afraid of is betty white

Betty White wears Chuck Norris' jock strap as a face mask to stop her sleep apnea!!!
ElecTech
03-13-2013, 12:58 PM
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
BIRDMAN
03-13-2013, 01:00 PM
Chuck Norris drives Merkur.
FRDnemesis
03-13-2013, 01:03 PM
Chuck Norris contracts Bigdaddydupree to transport his thoughts!!!
Shane361
03-13-2013, 03:18 PM
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer