I hate snakes! - Page 3

tkklemann · 08-15-2011, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteC

11 feet? How tall is she 7.5 foot? Fucking amazonian bitch choking a rattler.

The 11 feet was measured after she stroked the snake a few times and it got hard.

bwelch · 08-15-2011, 04:11 PM

Video of her strokin the snake or it didn't happen!

///Mcompact · 08-15-2011, 04:28 PM

Quick snake story:

While working Grave-shift at Charleston AFB, me and my co-worker had to go out to an old temporary warehouse (giant open tent) to put away some skids and old junk.

While rooting around, we saw what we thought was a plain water snake underneath some cargo. Being on graveshift, we don't have shit else to do but mess around and find entertainment when we can. So we go moving and digging around the cargo, trying to force him out. Did I mention it was graveshift? So it was dark and we were using flashlights to spot him.

Anyway, I finally forced him out using a broom stick and my coworker grabbed him behind the neck and hoisted him up. That bastard was a fuggin Cottonmouth!!! His color and pattern looked nothing like any moccasin I have ever seen in Texas (It was a tan color). Needless to say...that head, eyes and fangs said "we fuqued up" with this one.

So, after about 1 minute of problem solving, we came up with a plan. It reminded me of that part in the Lethal Weapon movie where Riggs was coaching Danny Glover off of that Toilet bomb.While holding the wooden wheel chock from the forklift in my hands, I ordered Mr. Snake Charmer to drop that bad boy onto the ground on the count of three. 1..2..3... and the snake hit the ground. I slammed that 5 lb piece of wood down on his head with the might of 20 cavemen, while letting out an primal scream. Snake was down for the count. Mr. Snake Charmer cut his head off and we buried it (the head).

Sure..we didn't have to kill it, but it was one of those things on the bucket list: Smash a snake with a piece of wood kind of things.

Long story short...we were unknowingly playing with fire, yet cheated death.

The actual funny part of the story was putting the snakes still-moving body in the floorboard of one of our vehicles for a day-shift guy to find. I heard that the unsuspecting worker, who jumped in the vehicle with our gift at his feet, shat a boulder.

I don't mess with snakes anymore.

MonteC · 08-15-2011, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkklemann

the 11 feet was measured after she stroked the snake a few times and it got hard.

rep!

CHEVYMAN434 · 08-17-2011, 07:30 PM

Got another one.This on was a rattler.Shot it with a 9mm

Derek · 08-17-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHEVYMAN434

Got another one.This on was a rattler.Shot it with a 9mm

See this is why I dont come see you anymore lol. People dont seem to know this guys place has been struck by lighting three times this year!!!WTF on top of that there are snakes everywhere and a dog the size of a lion! and the worst part is unless they are sending a chopper your ass aint gonna make the ambulance ride.

EDMUND FLASH · 08-22-2011, 09:40 AM

last snake i found out in the yard '' i slamed a cemmit block down on him and had to dig his head up out of the dirt ''' ( didnt have the gun handy at the time' )

08-15-2011, 04:11 PM	#42
bwelch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,774	Video of her strokin the snake or it didn't happen! __________________

08-15-2011, 04:28 PM	#43
///Mcompact SQUIRREL OVERLORD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Nunya bidness Posts: 1,382	Quick snake story: While working Grave-shift at Charleston AFB, me and my co-worker had to go out to an old temporary warehouse (giant open tent) to put away some skids and old junk. While rooting around, we saw what we thought was a plain water snake underneath some cargo. Being on graveshift, we don't have shit else to do but mess around and find entertainment when we can. So we go moving and digging around the cargo, trying to force him out. Did I mention it was graveshift? So it was dark and we were using flashlights to spot him. Anyway, I finally forced him out using a broom stick and my coworker grabbed him behind the neck and hoisted him up. That bastard was a fuggin Cottonmouth!!! His color and pattern looked nothing like any moccasin I have ever seen in Texas (It was a tan color). Needless to say...that head, eyes and fangs said "we fuqued up" with this one. So, after about 1 minute of problem solving, we came up with a plan. It reminded me of that part in the Lethal Weapon movie where Riggs was coaching Danny Glover off of that Toilet bomb.While holding the wooden wheel chock from the forklift in my hands, I ordered Mr. Snake Charmer to drop that bad boy onto the ground on the count of three. 1..2..3... and the snake hit the ground. I slammed that 5 lb piece of wood down on his head with the might of 20 cavemen, while letting out an primal scream. Snake was down for the count. Mr. Snake Charmer cut his head off and we buried it (the head). Sure..we didn't have to kill it, but it was one of those things on the bucket list: Smash a snake with a piece of wood kind of things. Long story short...we were unknowingly playing with fire, yet cheated death. The actual funny part of the story was putting the snakes still-moving body in the floorboard of one of our vehicles for a day-shift guy to find. I heard that the unsuspecting worker, who jumped in the vehicle with our gift at his feet, shat a boulder. I don't mess with snakes anymore. __________________ -Kiley Last edited by ///Mcompact; 08-15-2011 at 04:59 PM.

08-17-2011, 07:30 PM	#45
CHEVYMAN434 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: pineville sc Posts: 671	snake Got another one.This on was a rattler.Shot it with a 9mm Last edited by CHEVYMAN434; 08-25-2011 at 10:11 AM.

08-22-2011, 09:40 AM	#47
EDMUND FLASH Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: EDMUND SC. down hwy, 302 outside pelion sc. Posts: 372	last snake i found out in the yard '' i slamed a cemmit block down on him and had to dig his head up out of the dirt ''' ( didnt have the gun handy at the time' ) __________________ ''THE EDMUND FLASH RIDES AGAIN '' 1974 GMC Truck ( BRICK IN THE WIND ) Bracket class' i,m a little guy hiding from the BIG GUNS out there'