callin out Kryp

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Jeff

Muckenfuss's lightning can't keep up with these guys .

it's faster than mine, and all but 1 of the stock block trucks....... but muckenfuss does have a built motor and a aftermarket blower.

[Jeff]

It's only faster than yours because your shit is in pieces .

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Jeff

It's only faster than yours because your shit is in pieces .

I know; that way I won't break anything,

....and if I ever need it I can have it back together in a half a day.

[slow04]

Originally Posted by Mike

I know; that way I won't break anything,

....and if I ever need it I can have it back together in a half a day.

need help?

[Mike]

Originally Posted by slow04

need help?

HELP; Yes I need lots of it, but the kind I need won't help me put the truck back together.

[EZ03]

Originally Posted by Mike

HELP; Yes I need lots of it, but the kind I need won't help me put the truck back together.

+1

[Robert Holton]

Originally Posted by Jeff

Muckenfuss's lightning can't keep up with these guys .

it will out run you!!

[Mike]

Originally Posted by SupermanMotorsports

it will out run you!!

I might put a small wager on that.

[1998ta__1991rs]

this thread is making me lol

[slowgreen99]

Originally Posted by chrisheltra

We've had plenty of races on this site back when they were fun and friendly races.

[slowgreen99]

Originally Posted by chrisheltra

i call bs on this actualy being stanggirl posting.

fail

[WWhittle]

Originally Posted by stanggirl

This is the biggest load of bullshit in the world. Why dont you guys actually do something useful with your lives...yall should know that no races that start on here ever happen and all anyone does is talk big and never back their mouths up with their car!!

Originally Posted by stanggirl

actually no i'm not thank you very much

AND YOU MUST MEAN AREN'T...AM I CORRECT?

Originally Posted by stanggirl

why dont you shut the fuck up!

Originally Posted by stanggirl

yeah back when they were fun and friendly...now everyone thinks they have the baddest car and their shit dont stink...i guess they forget that racing is supposed to be a fun hobby...but whatever

Originally Posted by stanggirl

oh its me!! i get on here for the first time in a while and people have gone crazy. they have made racing no fun at the track...the track is no fun anymore, you cant go out there without the people on this thing yelling over each other...its ridiculous...

DAMN FIRECRACKER- wanna get married?

[WWhittle]

I know of a way to run this race so that everyone has a chance of winning or atleast going a couple of rounds but it is going to sound complicated when i type it.

Rules:
DOT Tire
All lights, etc functional
Full interior (race seats and rear seat delete ok)
Tags and insurance with proof

No qualifying
Random pairings for every round
If you get knocked out in the first round you can buy back in if you want to

Here is the complicated part, but it would make for close racing and give everyone a chance:

If you end up paired against someone that you feel is faster than you, you can buy a handicap. For example- If Jeff is paired up against Paul and Jeff feels like he needs the break, he can buy the break for $3-$4 dollars. The money would go back into the main pot. Jeff would be making a little gamble to try to make it to the next round and Paul would take the gamble if he thinks he can win to add a little more to the pot.

This would give everyone a chance- the people who don't care anything about gambling or "grudge racing" wouldn't have to gamble any if they didn't want to and all you clowns who act like grudge racers could have your 15 minutes of fame.

If you wanted to take the arguing aspect out of the gambling part, do it like pinks and have both people quickly state their case to a neutral party and let that person decide if someone deserves a handicap. If the neutral party says that someone deserves an advantage, then they can pay up to the pot.

[WWhittle]

And don't forget, a 8.00 car could beat a 6.50 car with the right advantage.

[clubracergt1]

Hellz yeah! (I wonder if a 13 sec. truck could beat a 6.50 car. Hmmm.)

[Pesce Nero]

Originally Posted by streetsweeper

I know of a way to run this race so that everyone has a chance of winning or atleast going a couple of rounds but it is going to sound complicated when i type it.

Rules:
DOT Tire
All lights, etc functional
Full interior (race seats and rear seat delete ok)
Tags and insurance with proof

No qualifying
Random pairings for every round
If you get knocked out in the first round you can buy back in if you want to

Here is the complicated part, but it would make for close racing and give everyone a chance:

If you end up paired against someone that you feel is faster than you, you can buy a handicap. For example- If Jeff is paired up against Paul and Jeff feels like he needs the break, he can buy the break for $3-$4 dollars. The money would go back into the main pot. Jeff would be making a little gamble to try to make it to the next round and Paul would take the gamble if he thinks he can win to add a little more to the pot.

This would give everyone a chance- the people who don't care anything about gambling or "grudge racing" wouldn't have to gamble any if they didn't want to and all you clowns who act like grudge racers could have your 15 minutes of fame.

If you wanted to take the arguing aspect out of the gambling part, do it like pinks and have both people quickly state their case to a neutral party and let that person decide if someone deserves a handicap. If the neutral party says that someone deserves an advantage, then they can pay up to the pot.

were you up all night thinking about this? this will only work if someone like you ran the whole thing. i wouldnt leave it to us simple minded people

[jay_99z]

Originally Posted by streetsweeper

I know of a way to run this race so that everyone has a chance of winning or atleast going a couple of rounds but it is going to sound complicated when i type it.

Rules:
DOT Tire
All lights, etc functional
Full interior (race seats and rear seat delete ok)
Tags and insurance with proof

No qualifying
Random pairings for every round
If you get knocked out in the first round you can buy back in if you want to

Here is the complicated part, but it would make for close racing and give everyone a chance:

If you end up paired against someone that you feel is faster than you, you can buy a handicap. For example- If Jeff is paired up against Paul and Jeff feels like he needs the break, he can buy the break for $3-$4 dollars. The money would go back into the main pot. Jeff would be making a little gamble to try to make it to the next round and Paul would take the gamble if he thinks he can win to add a little more to the pot.

This would give everyone a chance- the people who don't care anything about gambling or "grudge racing" wouldn't have to gamble any if they didn't want to and all you clowns who act like grudge racers could have your 15 minutes of fame.

If you wanted to take the arguing aspect out of the gambling part, do it like pinks and have both people quickly state their case to a neutral party and let that person decide if someone deserves a handicap. If the neutral party says that someone deserves an advantage, then they can pay up to the pot.

Don't take this as me being a dick (though most times I am). If you aren't going to run heads up.....why not just bracket race?


I guess that's why I never got into the grudge thing. If both guys think they are faster and line up that's cool. If one guy is asking for a headstart....what does it prove? Just that they are better at BSing? Doesn't really show better driver or car.

[WWhittle]

Originally Posted by SIXPACKGUT

were you up all night thinking about this? this will only work if someone like you ran the whole thing. i wouldnt leave it to us simple minded people

nah, i thought about it for a second and then made the rest up while i typed.
and i would be willing to keep up with all of it just to see some of you guys finally race each other.

[1998ta__1991rs]

if we run this race are the times going to be posted or not?

[WWhittle]

Originally Posted by jay_99z

Don't take this as me being a dick (though most times I am). If you aren't going to run heads up.....why not just bracket race?


I guess that's why I never got into the grudge thing. If both guys think they are faster and line up that's cool. If one guy is asking for a headstart....what does it prove? Just that they are better at BSing? Doesn't really show better driver or car.

i agree, but if you say it is going to be heads up and that is it, then you are only going to have 2-3 cars racing. the same reason there are different classes when you go to a big race. there will not be enough cars to split it up, so you have to somehow make it competetive for everyone.

i would think this would be more for fun anyway, not neccasarily to prove anything. and a little money involved keeps things competetive.