Where was this stuff when I was in school?

[AverageJoe]

Originally Posted by FRDnemesis

ohhhhhh here we go again talking about price$$$ and who tuned my car! What does how much I paid for my car have to do with anything? Joe, do you have penis envy? That was a rhetorical question btw, because no matter what I say, you keep going right back to my car. You want a little alone hump, hump time with the yellow chebby, Joe? Be careful, she's only 4 and hasnt been issued any condoms from school yet.

Joe, in all seriousness, I'm not a psychiatrist; so I can't issue you the meds you so IMMEDIATELY need, but you should seek some sort of help bro! I think you are in love with me OR you are having some warped thoughts about a romantic get together with my car, I don't know, just an observation?!?!?!?

Here, I'll make a deal with you Joe. You stop that sewage leak that is spewing from your mouth and stop talking about "things" about my carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and I promise to stop uttering your name while I'm beating my dog when he hunches over and squeezes out a Joe on my new sod, DEAL?!?!?!?!?


Hey Chris, I appologize for jacking your thread.

Jeff, I dont think anyone here is envious of your life. Since you have no comment about the shitty things you have done, obviously you agree that you are a turd and I will leave it at that.

[1998ta__1991rs]

I think this is the most well spoken arugement ever on Chp

[BigdaddyDupree]

ive enjoyed it fo sho

[1 Slow Z]

Originally Posted by FRDnemesis

I promise to stop uttering your name while I'm beating my dog when he hunches over and squeezes out a Joe on my new sod, DEAL?!?!?!?!?.

This thread was comical, but this took it to another level for me. I actually laughed out loud in my hotel room 3000 miles away.

[jmd]

Originally Posted by 1998ta__1991rs

I think this is the most well spoken arugement ever on Chp

agreed. even the punctuation is correct!!!

[brewerz28]

Well done ladies..

[///Mcompact]

Best thread of 2010.

[FRDnemesis]

Originally Posted by AverageJoe

Jeff, I dont think anyone here is envious of your life. Since you have no comment about the shitty things you have done, obviously you agree that you are a turd and I will leave it at that.

We are not talking about "other people", just you! Yours is the only suckhole that keeps mentioning my ride. So dont try to divert this conversation. I have plenty to comment about your previous post but i have slowly realized that i am dealing with a child. So instead of wasting anymore of these nice peoples time making them listen to your ill attempts at bullshit, i just refuse to partake. However......, when i get home, i can log my 3 yr old on and you two can carry on a conversation on the same level. You never know; maybe she will challenge you to a spelling contest.

[AverageJoe]

Originally Posted by FRDnemesis

We are not talking about "other people", just you! Yours is the only suckhole that keeps mentioning my ride. So dont try to divert this conversation. I have plenty to comment about your previous post but i have slowly realized that i am dealing with a child. So instead of wasting anymore of these nice peoples time making them listen to your ill attempts at bullshit, i just refuse to partake. However......, when i get home, i can log my 3 yr old on and you two can carry on a conversation on the same level. You never know; maybe she will challenge you to a spelling contest.

Jeff, I believe you were the one to start with the "juvenile" personal attacks.

Originally Posted by FRDnemesis

Joe, take a bit of advice from someone who actually spends hours of time with their kids every single day(that I'm not traveling)............ No matter what you tell your kids or try to teach your children, they are going to do stupid things when your aren't around, most that have life changing consequences. All a parent can hope for is that what you teach them creeps up inside their head when they are about to do something stupid that has consequences.


Oh, and btw, you saying that was the dumbest thing you've ever heard me say was actually a compliment. Especially considering what I said was logical and responsible. You on the other hand; my selfish and childish friend, need to grow up and MAN up and "you" know what I'm talking about.

[brewerz28]

Originally Posted by 1998ta__1991rs

Billy......................help

lol